One man. One women. One problem. The Catch - MARK MASON

She took a greetings card from her bag and read what was written on the front of it.
'"How To Impress A Woman: Wine her, dine her, call her, hug her, support her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to her, laugh with her, cry with her, romance her, believe in her, cuddle her, shop with her, give her jewellery, buy her flowers, hold her hand, tell her that you love her.
How To Impress A Man:"'
She opened up the card,
and read out what was inside.'"Arrive Naked."'

The Catch by Mark Mason